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~~~ Parables for Modern Academia ~~~
New Revised Academic Version (NRAV)

- By Deborah and Loren Haarsma

If Jesus taught on the campus today,
what might His parables say?

Matthew 18:23-35

The kingdom of heaven is like a department chair checking on the progress of the graduate students. She came to a graduate student who was supposed to turn in his thesis that week, but had procrastinated and hadn't started to analyze data yet. The department chair reminded him that there was no more funding for him after this term. The grad student pleaded with her. "Be patient with me," he begged, "and I will finish the thesis by the deadline." The department chair took pity on him, and told him she would let him re-enroll and would find money somewhere for another term. But when the graduate student went out, he ran into one of the undergraduates in the course he was grading. He yelled at the student, "Where is your homework? It's a day late!" The undergraduate begged him, "Be patient with me, and I will turn it in tomorrow." But the grad student refused and said, "No. I'm giving you a zero and you're failing the course!" When the other students saw what had happened, they were greatly distressed and went and told the department chair everything that had happened. Then the chair called the graduate student in. "You wicked student," she said, "I forgave you for procrastinating on your thesis because you begged me. Shouldn't you have had mercy on the undergraduate just as I had on you?" In anger the chair expelled him from the department, to find a job until he could finish his thesis. This is how the heavenly Father will treat each of us unless we forgive our brothers from the heart. (Matthew 18:23-35)

Matthew 25:14-30
Matthew 13:44-46
Luke 14:28-29, 33
Luke 10:25-37
Luke 14:7-11
Matthew 21:28-31
Matt 9:14-17
Matthew 13:3-8, 18-23
Matthew 18:23-35
Luke 18:2-8
Matthew 6:19-24, Luke 16:10-13
Luke 16:1-8, Matt 10:16
Luke 12:16-21
Matthew 13:47-50
Matthew 13:24-30
Matthew 20:1-16
Luke 14:16-24
Matthew 24:45-51
Matthew 25:1-13
Matthew 7:24-27

- Copyright 1996 Deborah and Loren Haarsma. May be freely distributed electronically in whole or in part with this notice attached and the text unaltered.



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