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~~~ Parables for Modern Academia ~~~
New Revised Academic Version (NRAV)

- By Deborah and Loren Haarsma

If Jesus taught on the campus today,
what might His parables say?

Luke 10:25-37

The dean was speaking at a faculty meeting. One of the professors stood up and asked, "What must I do to get tenure?" The dean replied, "What does the faculty manual say?" The professor answered, "Do good research, teach well, and mentor students." "You have answered correctly," the dean replied. "Do this and you will get tenure."

But the professor wanted to justify himself, so he asked the dean, "What does it mean to mentor students?" In reply the dean said: "One term there was a student who was struggling in his courses. He went to talk about it to the professor of one of his classes, but the professor brushed him off with, "If you can't handle the work, you should drop the course." The student then went to his academic advisor, but she was on her way out the door to the airport and didn't have time to talk. A custodian overheard the conversation, and, seeing the discouragement of the student, invited him out for a cup of coffee. It turned out the student was dealing with the death of a family member, and the stress was affecting his personal life as much as his studies. The custodian walked him to the counseling center and arranged an appointment for him. He called the student several times in the next few weeks to see how things were going, and helped him think through whether to drop the courses or not. Now, which one of these was the true mentor to the student?" The professor replied, "The one who had mercy on him." The dean told him, "Go and do likewise." (Luke 10:25-37)

Matthew 25:14-30
Matthew 13:44-46
Luke 14:28-29, 33
Luke 10:25-37
Luke 14:7-11
Matthew 21:28-31
Matt 9:14-17
Matthew 13:3-8, 18-23
Matthew 18:23-35
Luke 18:2-8
Matthew 6:19-24, Luke 16:10-13
Luke 16:1-8, Matt 10:16
Luke 12:16-21
Matthew 13:47-50
Matthew 13:24-30
Matthew 20:1-16
Luke 14:16-24
Matthew 24:45-51
Matthew 25:1-13
Matthew 7:24-27

- Copyright 1996 Deborah and Loren Haarsma. May be freely distributed electronically in whole or in part with this notice attached and the text unaltered.



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