Submitted Christian Writings
Directions to Heaven
- WHOSOEVER will, must make a U-turn on the "Road of Repentance."
- Then make a Right onto "Believeth Blvd."
- Keep Straight and go through the Green Light
 | which is Jesus Christ. |
From there, you must turn onto the "Bridge of Faith,"
| which is over troubled water. |
When you get off the bridge, make a Right turn and Keep Straight.
| You are on the "King's Highway" - Heaven-bound! |
Keep going for three miles:
| One for the Father, |
| One for the Son, and |
| One for the Holy Ghost. |
Then exit off onto "Grace Blvd."
| From there, make a Right turn on "Gospel Lane." |
Keep Straight and then make another RIGHT on "Prayer Blvd."
As you go on your way,
| yield not to the traffic on "Temptation Ave." |
| Also,avoid "SIN STREET" because it is a DEAD END. |
| Pass up
 | "Envy Drive," |
| "Hate Avenue." |
| "Hypocrisy Street," |
| "Gossiping Lane." and |
| "Backbiting Blvd." |
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But you have to go down
| "Longsuffering Lane," |
| "Persecution Blvd,"and |
| "Trials and Tribulations Avenue." |
From there, make another Right onto "Peace Street."
| Keep Straight and |
| you will come to the parking lot of "Immortality."
| It's alright to park there. |
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Get out of the body and junk it.
| Go into the building not made by hands. |
| Sit down and talk to KING JESUS. |
| Tell Him all about your troubles and
| dwell in His House FOREVER! |
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-- Author Unknown
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